My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

I Was Making Love To This Girl And She Started Crying. I Said, "are You Going To Hate Yourself In The Morning?" She Said, "no, I Hate Myself Now."

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.