My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. The Time I Was Kidnapped, And The Kidnappers Sent My Parents A Note They Said, "we Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again."