My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

Every Time I Get In An Elevator, The Operator Says The Same Thing To Me: 'basement?'

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.