My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

My Cousin Is Gay, In School While Other Kids Were Dissecting Frog, He Was Opening Flies.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.