My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

My Wife And I Have Olympic Sex. Once Every Four Years.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.