My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

My Father Carries Around The Picture Of The Kid Who Came With His Wallet.

Some Dog I Got Too. We Call Him Egypt. Because In Every Room He Leaves A Pyramid.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.