My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

I Figured Out I'm Bisexual. I Have Sex Twice A Year.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

She Was So Fat That Her Bathtub Has Stretch Marks.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.