My Doctor Told Me To Watch My

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

When I Was Born I Brought No Joy, My Father Said He Wanted A Boy!

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.