Last Time I Tried To Make Love

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.