Las Vegas: It Was Not Cafe Society,

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

At Twelve Noon, The Natives Swoon And No Further Work Is Donebut Mad Dogs And Englishmen, Go Out In The Midday Sun.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.