I'll Go And See Anything So Long

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

What I Adore Is Supreme Professionalism. I’m Bored By Writers Who Can Write Only When It’s Raining.

I Never Cared Who Scored The Goal, Or Which Side Won The Silver Cup. I Never Learned To Bat Or Bowl; But I Heard The Curtain Going Up.

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.