Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

You Ask My Advice About Acting? Speak Clearly, Don't Bump Into The Furniture And If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Pay Packet On Friday.

Extraordinary How Potent Cheap Music Is.

Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip Over The Furniture.