Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

To Know You Are Among People Whom You Love, And Who Love You – That Has Made All The Successes Wonderful, Much More Wonderful Than They'd Have Been Anyway.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

She Had Much In Common With Hitler, Only No Mustache.