It's Never Too Early For A Cocktail.

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

You Will Know You're Old When You Cease To Be Amazed.

I Don't Much Care For Hollywood, I'd Rather Have A Nice Cup Of Cocoa.

Of Course, The Age-old Tradition That A Star Must Appear Even If He Or She Is Practically Dying Is An Excellent One, But It Can Be Carried Too Far. I One Played A Performance Of The Knight Of The Burning Pestle With A Temperature Of 103 And Gave Sixteen Members Of The Company Mumps, Thereby Closing The Play And Throwing Everybody Out Of Work. There May Be A Moral Lurking Somewhere In This, But I Cannot For The Life Of Me Discover What It Is.

Bed Is The Perfect Climate.