Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone.

Older Jews Think Of Franklin Delano Roosevelt And See Themselves As Siding With The Working Class And The Poor, So They Continue To Vote The Way They Do.

Did You Know That The Jews Invented Sushi? That's Right - Two Jews Bought A Restaurant With No Kitchen.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!

Blacks Can Get Into Medical School With A Lower Grade ... If That's True, A Jew Should Be Able To Play Basketball With A Lower Net.

Only The Republican Party Cares About The Issues That Concern Me.