Know Yourself. Don't Accept Your Dog's Admiration

People Have One Year After The Wedding To Send A Gift. Thank-you Notes Must Be Written Immediately. If You Don't Receive An Acknowledgment Within Three Months, Phone And Ask If It Was Received. If The Bride And Groom Are Embarrassed, Fine. They Deserve To Be.

One Out Of Four People In This Country Is Mentally Unbalanced. Think Of Your Three Closest Friends; If They Seem Ok, Then You're The One.

Class Is Considerate Of Others. It Knows That Good Manners Is Nothing More Than A Series Of Petty Sacrifices.

Opportunities Are Usually Disguised As Hard Work, So Most People Don't Recognize Them.

Don't Give Up. Keep Going. There Is Always A Chance That You Stumble Onto Something Terrific. I Have Never Heard Of Anyone Stumbling Over Anything While He Was Sitting Down