People, Like Water, Seek Their Own Level.

If At First You Do Succeed, Try Something Harder.

Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.

All Married Couples Should Learn The Art Of Battle As They Should Learn The Art Of Making Love.

Never Let An Opportunity Pass To Give A Well-deserved Compliment.

Church Is Not A Museum For Saints, But Rather A Hospital For Sinners.