Church Is Not A Museum For Saints,

In Recent Years, There Have Been Reports Of People With Twisted Minds Putting Razor Blades And Poison In Taffy Apples And Halloween Candy. It Is No Longer Safe To Let Your Child Eat Treats That Come From Strangers.

I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The Floor And All Hands On Deck.

We Need Not Fear Life, Because God Is The Ruler Of All And We Need Not Fear Death, Because He Shares Immortality With Us.

Never Let An Opportunity Pass To Give A Well-deserved Compliment.

Class Never Tries To Build Itself Up By Tearing Others Down. Class Is Already Up And Need Not Strive To Look Better By Making Others Look Worse.