Church Is Not A Museum For Saints,

The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

People, Like Water, Seek Their Own Level.

Friends With Benefits? More Than Friends? Don't Sample The Goodies Unless You're Willing To Risk Addiction And Withdrawal.

Don't Indulge In Gossip. ... People Who Throw Mudballs Always Manage To End Up Getting A Little On Themselves.

Women Who Are Devoted To Causes, Such As Overpopulation And The Underprivileged [sic], Are Much Less Interested In Fashion Than, Let's Say, Those Who Lunch At La Grenouille And Le Cirque.