Church Is Not A Museum For Saints,

The Lord Gave Us Two Ends - One To Sit On And The Other To Think With. Success Depends On Which One We Use The Most.

Wake Up And Smell The Coffee.

Nobody Says You Must Laugh, But A Sense Of Humor Can Help You Overlook The Unattractive, Tolerate The Unpleasant, Cope With The Unexpected, And Smile Through The Day.

You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat.

In The End, It's Not What You Do For Your Children But What You've Taught Them To Do For Themselves.