A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes

The Poor Wish To Be Rich, The Rich Wish To Be Happy, The Single Wish To Be Married, And The Married Wish To Be Dead.

A Happy Marriage Has The Tranquility Of A Lovely Sunset.

My Personal Recipe For Success Is- Do What You Love And Don't Look At The Clock.

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

Experience, They Say, Is The Best Teacher, But We Get The Grade First And The Lesson Later.