I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

I Don't Know What People Have Against Jimmy Carter. He's Done Nothing.