I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.

A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time I Eat A Peanut, I Feel Immortal.

Arnold Palmer Is The Biggest Crowd Pleaser Since The Invention Of The Portable Sanitary Facility.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.