I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

Ronald Reagan Is Not A Typical Politician Because He Doesn't Know How To Lie, Cheat, And Steal. He's Always Had An Agent For That.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I've Always Been In The Right Place And Time. Of Course, I Steered Myself There.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.