I'll Tell 'ya How To Stay Young:

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be A Big Deal. It Flies In Undetected, Bombs, Then Flies Away. Hell, I've Been Doing That All My Life.

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

The Good News Is That Jesus Is Coming Back. The Bad News Is That He's Really Pissed Off.