If You Want To Kill Time Why

Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

Times Don't Change. Men Do.