Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From

Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It Does. Keep Going.

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

When I Came Home And Showed My Mother My Report Card With A Mark Of 98 In Arithmetic, She Wanted To Know Who Had Gotten The Other Two Points.

Any Beast Can Cry Over The Misfortunes Of Its Own Child. It Takes A Mensch To Weep For Others' Children.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.