Just The Other Day I Said To

Women Want Men, Careers, Money, Children, Friends, Luxury, Comfort, Independence, Freedom, Respect, Love, And A Three-dollar Pantyhose That Won't Run.

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.