Self-pity Is Better Than None.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

There Isn't Any (afterlife), You Dingbat! This Is It, Baby! Enjoy, Carefully! Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion And I Can't Buy Any Of It. So God Made Man In His Own Image? It's Just The Other Way Around. Man Made God In His Own Image. It's All About Money.