Just Because I Have Rice On My

Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Up Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler Would Have To Make An Appointment Just To Get A Word In.

My Mother-in-law Buys Her Coats In A Carper Shop. She Wears A 9x12.