Jon: Our Only Thought Is To Entertain

My Dream In Life Is To Write The One Gag That Makes Everyone In The World Laugh.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

There Are So Many Opportunities In Life, That The Loss Of Two Or Three Capabilities Is Not Necessarily Debilitating. A Handicap Can Give You The Opportunity To Focus More On Art, Writing, Or Music.