It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

You'd Have To Go A Long Way To Find Someone Who Was More Proud And Grateful For What Our Veterans Have Done For All Of Us.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield