It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.

I Was In And Out Of Comas Until I Was Nine And I Would Lose Entire Days And Weeks. The Novelty Of Being Able To Really Do Stuff Hasn't Worn Off - I Still Feel Like I'm Making Up For Lost Time.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.

Deep Fry That Sucker! - Garfield