Jogging Is Very Beneficial. It's Good For

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.

Every Night It's The Same... I Have Supper In My Red Dish And Drinking Water In My Yellow Dish... Tonight I Think I'll Have My Supper In The Yellow Dish And My Drinking Water In The Red Dish. Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

For A Nothing, Charlie Brown, You're Really Something!

I Have A New Philosophy. I'm Only Going To Dread One Day At A Time.

I Feel Sorry For Little Babies... When A Little Baby Is Born Into This Cold World, He's Confused! He's Frightened! He Needs Something To Cheer Him Up... The Way I See It, As Soon As A Baby Is Born, He Should Be Issued A Banjo!