Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The

Never, Ever, Ever Give Up.

I Can Hear My Heart Beating. I Can Hear My Stomach Growling. I Can Hear My Teeth Grinding And My Joints Creaking. My Body's So Noisy, I Can't Sleep.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.

You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown.

That's The Secret To Life... Replace One Worry With Another.