Christmas Is A Box Of Tree Ornaments

I Don't Think God Wants To Be Worshiped. I Think The Only Pure Worship Of God Is By Loving One Another, And I Think All Other Forms Of Worship Became A Substitute For The Love That We Should Show One Another.

You Can't Write A Term Paper Before Breakfast.

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.

Nobody Remembers Who Came In Second.

Never Set Your Stomach For A Jelly-bread Sandwich Until You're Sure There's Some Jelly!