James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure

I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman And Steven Wright.

Most People Who Have Kids Are, "hey, I Want Another Me. I Like Me. I'm Pretty Cool, And I've Got Really Great Ideas, And The Way I Think Is The Right Way To Think. Let's Put Another One Of Me Out There.

There Were A Number Of Referendums In '98 That Most Of The Things I Voted For Passed. That's Very Satisfying When You Feel That Most Of The Country Is In Step With Your Views.

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

As Far As Just My Stand-up Is Concerned, I Don't Care About Changing Anyone's Mind. I'm Not Making An Argument. I'm A Guy Doing Comedy.