James Lipton: The Most Pompous Arrogant Failure

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.

I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling And Outbreaks At All.

I Hate Bumper Stickers, You Can't Sum Anything Up. All You Do Is Paint Yourself In Some Caricaturist Corner.

I'm Finally Going To Be Able To Finally Criticize [hillary Clinton] Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist - That Idea. I'm Not A Fan, I Don't Like Her, But You Can't Say Anything Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist Pig, Which Is Unfair.

There's The Disingenuous Duplicitousness, But You Can Apply That To Every Politician, Really.