If People Disagree With Me And Want

I Would Say Just Stop Watching Me, I Guess, At This Point. That Is What I Do, And It Probably Is, In Some Way, A Bit Of A Lecture. I Can See How That's Not Something That Would Be Enticing For You To Watch In A Stand-up Hour.

The Bible Is The Funniest Book I Have Ever Read. It's So Funny! Right In The First Six Pages, It's Funny!

I Just Did 101 Shows In 86 Different Cities In America And Europe And Canada, And I'm Not Lying Or Exaggerating When I Say, At The Vast Majority Of Shows, They Loved It. There Were Encores, There Were Standing Ovations.

I Don't Want To Do 20 Minutes On Donald Trump. I Want To Do 10 Minutes And Move On. I Wouldn't Even Do That With A Live Show, Because I Don't Want It To Feel Like "an Evening Of Political Comedy."

I Really Don't Have A Problem With Gay Marriage... Because I'm Tolerant And Rational.