I Read The New York Times, And

The Underpinning Of Immigration Concerns Is Xenophobia And Racism And Nationalism.

A Verbose, Prosaic Review Which Mentions Whistling Winds And The Timeless Feeling Of Jade Doesn't Mean Anything To Me; I Don't Need A Novella Telling Me About How An Album Is Like A Fine Meal.

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.

I've Never Written Jokes. I Mean, I'll Write Things On A Piece Of Paper And Riff On Them Onstage.

And It's One More Shitty Thing To Write About Somebody, In Between Getting Really, Really, Really Upset At Female Ghostbusters And Gamergate, And The Things That Really Matter.