I've Had Plenty Of Negative Reviews. I

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.

[on The Dating Handbook] 'with A Telescope, Some Munchies, And A Warm Blanket, Watch For Halley's Comet.' Yeah. I Like That. There's No Time Limit. Just Sit There And Grow Old Together.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Is One Of The Funniest Shows On Tv And I Was A Little Intimidated Working With Those Guys 'cause You're In A Sound Booth By Yourself And They're All In A Room In Atlanta.

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.

The Best Thing About Me Is There Are No Skeletons.