I Was Heavily Influenced By Andy Kaufman

I've Never Thought Of Myself As A Hoity-toity Cultural Critic.

I Was Born Jewish, But I Am An Atheist. I Dont Believe In God.

[on The Dating Handbook] 'with A Telescope, Some Munchies, And A Warm Blanket, Watch For Halley's Comet.' Yeah. I Like That. There's No Time Limit. Just Sit There And Grow Old Together.

I Have Always Tried To Use Humor To "help Ever" And "hurt Never," For I Find That To Laugh Is Like Swallowing A Secret That Santa Claus Farted.

I Think It Was There Before, But - Because Of Social Media, Too - There Are These People Who Fancy Themselves As Tolerant, And Don't See The Hypocrisy And Double Standard Of How They're Not Tolerant At All, And They're Just Strident And They Don't Listen. There's No Dialogue Anymore. That's Maybe, Truly, The Worst Part Of Trump's Legacy Is Just People Yelling At Each Other.