I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

All The Problems We Face In The United States Today Can Be Traced To An Unenlightened Immigration Policy On The Part Of The American Indian.