I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

No Taxes. Let's Just Tip The Government 15% If They Do A Good Job.