I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself...and Of Course The Boogieman.

If Iowa Is The 'heart' Land, What Part Of The Human Body Is Los Angeles?

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.