I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

Marijuana Should Be Licensed And Kept Out Of The Hands Of Teenagers. It's Too Good For Them.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

As I've Always Said: The Future Lies Ahead.