I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

The Clinton Administration Has Turned Out To Be A Boon. I Knew That He Would Be Wonderful, I Just Knew It From The Beginning. From Arkansas? Shoot.