I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Every Child Has A Right To Go To High School And End Up With A Third Grade Education.

On The Issue Of Inflation, I Think I Could Solve It No Matter How Much Money It Took.

It Is True That All Of The Current Presidential Candidates Once Denied That They Had Any Intention Of Running. But The Fact That I Am Also A Liar, Doesn't Make Me A Candidate.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?

I Don't Need Adult Supervision.