I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'