I've Been On The Campaign Trail So

I'd Learned Some Things. I Knew You Weren't Supposed To Hold A Good Wine At The Top - The Paper Bag Falls Off.

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

The No. 1 Cause Of Forest Fires Is Trees.

I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.