You Have To Understand, I Can't Do

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

Will I Obliterate National Debt? Sure, Why Not?