All The Problems We Face In The

Censorship Does Not Interfere With The Constitutional Rights Of Every American To Sit Alone In A Dark Room In The Nude And Cuss.

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good President, And They Have A Great Pension Plan.

They Said I Ignored The Drug Problem. Well, I Gave Speeches On Drugs, I Wrote Books On Drugs. I Did Darn Near Everything On Drugs!