I've Made A Kind Of Pact With

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

The Simpsons Take Up So Little Time That I'm Able To Do Other Things As Well.

Sometimes The Only Way You Can Feel Good About Yourself Is By Making Someone Else Look Bad. And I'm Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves.

Although I Don't Get The Parts In Films Or Other Television Shows That Would Be Befitting Of A Huge, International Star, I Don't Have To Worry About Walking Around On The Street Or Eating At A Restaurant. Occasionally, You Do Get Recognized A Little Bit. And That's Fine. Most People Are Pretty Cool About It. That's The Thing - It's Such A Low-key Thing That I Can Still Enjoy It And Not Worry About It.

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.