There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak

Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.

I Always Enjoyed Writing. I Did Playlets In High School, I Did Radio Shows In College. That's One Of The Reasons I Went Down To Second City, Because You Could Do Acting And Writing.

There Are Times When The Writers Ask Us To Improvise. Sometimes The Animators Are Inspired By What You Do, And Sometimes You Are Inspired By What The Animators Do.

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.