Beer. Now There's A Temporary Solution!

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.

Go Ahead And Play The Blues If It'll Make You Happy.

I've Made A Kind Of Pact With Myself Where I Said, It Doesn't Matter What It Is As Long As I'm Acting.

To Many, Homer May Appear Lazy And A Loser, But He's Just Much Misguided. He's Boorish, Sure, But Well Meaning And, I Guess, The One Thing We Have In Common Is The Pursuit Of Lousy Diets.

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.