Beer. Now There's A Temporary Solution!

There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak Men

All Normal People Love Meat. If I Went To A Barbeque And There Was No Meat, I Would Say 'yo Goober! Where's The Meat?'. I'm Trying To Impress People Here Lisa. You Don't Win Friends With Salad.

To Many, Homer May Appear Lazy And A Loser, But He's Just Much Misguided. He's Boorish, Sure, But Well Meaning And, I Guess, The One Thing We Have In Common Is The Pursuit Of Lousy Diets.

Beer. Now There's A Temporary Solution!

How I Imagined Myself Being 50 Is Not How I Am Feeling Now. You Think You'll Be Different, But I Still Feel Like I Am About 12 Years Old - Mentally, Not Physically.