If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant,

Beer. Now There's A Temporary Solution!

If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant, Blame The Guy Who Can't Speak English.

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

How I Imagined Myself Being 50 Is Not How I Am Feeling Now. You Think You'll Be Different, But I Still Feel Like I Am About 12 Years Old - Mentally, Not Physically.

The Simpsons Take Up So Little Time That I'm Able To Do Other Things As Well.