I Always Enjoyed Writing. I Did Playlets

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

The Humor Is Essentially Dark For A Cartoon And Sophisticated. But At The Same Time, Being A Cartoon Gives The Writers More Freedom Than In A Normal Sitcom. It Always Pushes The Line That, Despite Human Failings, The Simpsons Are Really Decent People.

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.

Kill Myself? Killing Myself Is The Last Thing I'd Ever Do. Now I Have A Purpose, A Reason To Live. I Don't Care Who I Have To Face, I Don't Care Who I Have To Fight, I Will Not Rest Until This Street Gets A Stop Sign!