I've Heard It Quoted That I Was

Counting In Octal Is Just Likst Counting In Decimal--if You Don't Use Your Thumbs.

To Me, Being Funny Is More Important Than Making A Point, But I Don't Know. Most Politicians Are So Interested In Making Points That They Don't ... I'd Rather Be Funny Myself, And I'd Rather Listen To Somebody With A Little Sense Of Humor.

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.

I Would Do Nightclubs And Concerts - Particularly Concerts, Which Is Mostly What I Did - And Only People Who Already Agreed With Me Would Show Up. People Weren't Going To Come And Inadvertently Turn On Their Television Set And Find This Offensive Stuff Coming Out.

I Went From Adolescence To Senility, Trying To Bypass Maturity.