You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else,

I Have Always Found It Interesting... That There Are People Who Regard Copyright Infringement As A Form Of Flattery.

Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You Laugh.

The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious Is That They Were Written By The People.

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

I Find That If You Take The Various Popular Song Forms To Their Logical Extremes, You Can Arrive At Almost Anything From The Ridiculous To The Obscene-or, As They Say In New York, Sophisticated.