You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else,

I Know That There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man, And I Hate People Like That!

The Audience Usually Has To Be With You, I'm Afraid. I Always Regarded Myself As Not Even Preaching To The Converted, I Was Titillating The Converted.

You Cant Be Satirical And Not Be Offensive To Somebody.

There's Ten Stuffed Heads In My Trophy Room Right Now, Two Game Wardens, Seven Hunters, And A Cow.

We Are The Folk Song Army, Every One Of Us Cares. We All Hate Poverty, War, And Injustice Unlike The Rest Of You Squares.