Some Of You May Have Met Mathematicians

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.

Filth, I'm Glad To Say, Is In The Mind Of The Beholder. When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd.

No One Is More Dangerous Than Someone Who Thinks He Has "the Truth". To Be An Atheist Is Almost As Arrogant As To Be A Fundamentalist. But Then Again, I Can Get Pretty Arrogant.

One Of The Problems I See With These Comics On Television, Particularly Cable Television, Is, Since You Can Say Anything In Terms Of Sex And Scatological References And So On, Therefore, You Should Do It. So They All Limit Themselves To These Subjects And This Vocabulary. My Objection Is That It Is A Lack Of Articulateness. Irreverence Is Easy, But What Is Hard Is Wit. Wit Is What These Comedians Lack.

I Find That People Can Pass Me On The Street Who've Just Seen My Picture In The Paper And They Wouldn't Recognize Me. If They'd Seen Me On Television, The Heads Turn. They Say, "wait A Minute. I Don't Know Who That Is, But He's Somebody.