The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious

I've Heard It Quoted That I Was Dead. You Can't Believe Anything You Read. That Was Just An Off-hand Remark Somebody Picked Up, And Now It's Been Quoted And Quoted, And Therefore Misquoted.

Filth, I'm Glad To Say, Is In The Mind Of The Beholder. When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd.

Step Up And Shake The Hand Of Someone You Can't Stand, You Can Tolerate Him If You Try!

Base Eight Is Just Like Base Ten Really, If You're Missing Two Fingers.

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.