The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious

Base Eight Is Just Like Base Ten Really, If You're Missing Two Fingers.

I'm Very Proud Of Myself On My, Whatever The Literacy Is, I'm Pretentious, Totally Pretentious. I Like To Say 'hmm', For Example.

Things Are Much More Complicated. Feminism Versus Pornography, For Example. There Are A Lot Of Feminists Who Think It Is Bad, But Others Think It's Good. I Have Become, You Might Call It Mature - I Would Call It Senile - And I Can See Both Sides. But You Can't Write A Satirical Song With 'but On The Other Hand' In It, Or 'however'. It's Got To Be One-sided.

If You Asked Me To Write A Rock Song Or A Rap Song, I Couldn't Do It Because They're Not In My Fingers.

I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush And His Puppeteers, I Want To Vaporise Them.