People Are Stupider Than Anybody.

When You Attend A Funeral, It Is Sad To Think That Sooner O' Later Those You Love Will Do The Same For You. And You May Have Thought It Tragic, Not To Mention Other Adjec- Tives, To Think Of All The Weeping They Will Do. (but Don't You Worry.

Be It Ever So Decadent, There's No Place Like Home.

I Feel That If A Person Has Problems Communicating The Very Least He Can Do Is To Shut Up.

The Audience Usually Has To Be With You, I'm Afraid. I Always Regarded Myself As Not Even Preaching To The Converted, I Was Titillating The Converted.

I Went From Adolescence To Senility, Trying To Bypass Maturity.