People Are Stupider Than Anybody.

I'm Not Tempted To Write A Song About George W.bush. I Couldn't Figure Out What Sort Of Song I Would Write. That's The Problem: I Don't Want To Satirise George Bush And His Puppeteers, I Want To Vaporise Them. And That's Not Funny.

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.

Life Is Like A Piano. What You Get Out Of It Depends On How You Play It.

Once You've Heard The Joke, It's Not Funny Anymore, But It's The Way It's Told. And I Think That's The Same With The Music: The Reason Some Of My Songs Have Lasted Longer Is There's A Lot Of Stuff Packed In There. You Want To Hear Them More Than Once.