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Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

Ya Know, If You Treat Every Comic The Way You Treated Me Tonight, You Would Never See A Bad Show.

At The Sahara, The Seats Are Banked And Most Of The Audience Is Looking Down At The Stage. Everybody In The Business Knows: Up For Singers, Down For Comics. The People Want To Idealize A Singer. They Want To Feel Superior To A Comic. You're Trying To Make Them Laugh. They Can't Laugh At Someone They're Looking Up To.

Golf Is More Fun Than Walking Naked In A Strange Place, But Not Much.

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.