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When I Do An Hour-and-a-half Show, If I Don't Improvise 20 Minutes Worth Of New Material Each Night, I Feel I've Let Myself Down.

Don't Carry A Grudge. While You're Carrying The Grudge, The Other Guys's Out There Dancing.

The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of Only Two Choices: Leave It Or Take It

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

Your Financial Cost Can Best Be Figured Out When You Realize That If You Were To Devote The Same Time And Energy To Business Instead Of Gold, You Would Be A Millionaire In Approximately Six Weeks.