I've Had A Good Day When I

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

If It's Dirty, It's Not Funny, But If It's Funny, It's Not Dirty.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

What Makes A Comedian Has Nothing To Do With Religion. Think Of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, Who Were All Catholics.

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.