I've Had A Good Day When I

I Found Out That If You Made People Laugh, They Like You. Most People Got To Like Me Because I Made Them Laugh. When They Didn't, I Hit Them.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

I've Had A Few Arguments With People, But I Never Carry A Grudge. You Know Why? While You're Carrying A Grudge, They're Out Dancing.

The Menu Of My Mother Consisted Of Only Two Choices: Leave It Or Take It

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.