I've Had A Good Day When I

When I Do An Hour-and-a-half Show, If I Don't Improvise 20 Minutes Worth Of New Material Each Night, I Feel I've Let Myself Down.

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

Your Financial Cost Can Best Be Figured Out When You Realize That If You Were To Devote The Same Time And Energy To Business Instead Of Gold, You Would Be A Millionaire In Approximately Six Weeks.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?