If It's Dirty, It's Not Funny, But

Once When I Was Golfing In Georgia, I Hooked The Ball Into The Swamp. I Went In After It And Found An Alligator Wearing A Shirt With A Picture Of A Little Golfer On It.

A Comedian Sees The World Bent. I'm Tangent To The Circle.

Ninety-nine Percent Is In The Delivery. If You Have The Right Voice And The Right Delivery, You're Cocky Enough, And You Pound Down On The Punch Line, You Can Say Anything And Make People Laugh Maybe Three Times Before They Realize You're Not Telling Jokes.

Why Should I Be Angry At Someone When They Are Out Dancing?

I've Had A Good Day When I Don't Fall Out Of The Cart.