If It's Dirty, It's Not Funny, But

I Have The Gift Of Laughter. I Can Make People Laugh At Will. In Good Times And In Bad. And That I Don't Question. It Was A Gift From God.

As A Child My Family's Menu Consisted Of Two Choices: Take It Or Leave It.

My Wife Said To Me, "i Want To Be Cremated." I Said, "how About Tuesday?"

There Have Always Been Mixed Emotions About Howard Cosell: Some People Hate Him Like Poison; And Other People Just Hate Him Regular.

What Makes A Comedian Has Nothing To Do With Religion. Think Of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, Who Were All Catholics.