I've Got A Head Of Hair Better

May The God Of Your Choice Bless You.

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.