I've Got A Head Of Hair Better

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

I've Got A Head Of Hair Better Than Rick Perry; It's Just Not In A Place I Can Show You.

No Matter Where You Go, You Always See Yourself In The Rearview Mirror.

True Love Usually Results In A Hostage Situation.

The Art Of Writing Fiction Is To Sail As Dangerously Close To The Truth As Possible Without Sinking The Ship