When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path,

The First Thing I'll Do If Elected Is Demand A Recount.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

You Never Marry The Person You First See 'casablanca' With.

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

People Are Drooling For The Truth. They Want Honesty From Politicians, And They're Not Getting It.