I Want To See A Jew In

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

If You Have The Choice Between Humble And Cocky, Go With Cocky. There's Always Time To Be Humble Later, Once You've Been Proven Horrendously, Irrevocably Wrong.

I Even Went So Far As To Become A Southern Baptist For A While, Until I Realized That They Didn't Hold 'em Under Long Enough.

I Came From An Upper-middle Class Home, Which Is Always A Hard Cross For A Country Singer To Bear.

No Matter Where You Go, You Always See Yourself In The Rearview Mirror.