I Can Eat A Man, But I'm

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

What Has Happened To The Good Old-fashioned Travel Agent? I Want To Go To A Really Posh Travel Agent And Have Them Organize Everything For Me. I Don't Want To Do Things On The Internet.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.