I Can Eat A Man, But I'm

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

For Me, Being A Woman Suits What I Want To Talk About And What My Audience Wants To Hear. Maybe I'm A Dying Breed.

People Often Ask Why Comedy Is Harder For Women, And The Reason Is Because A Tampon Will Sometimes Fall Out When You're On Stage. Blokes Don't Have That Worry.

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.