I Can Eat A Man, But I'm

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

I Think My Siblings Sometimes Have To Defend Me Within Their Social Circles - They Are Both Barristers.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

I Have Always Had A Need For Attention But Didn't Plan To Be A Comic.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.