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The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I've Got This Horrible Feeling That I'm One Of Those People Who'll Always Have To Flog Their Guts Out To Get Anywhere.

For Me, Being A Woman Suits What I Want To Talk About And What My Audience Wants To Hear. Maybe I'm A Dying Breed.