I've Decided That Perhaps I'm Bulimic And

I Used To Watch 'the Waltons' And Sob Because My Family Was Nothing Like That. We Had A Cruel Sense Of Humor In My Family.

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.

I'm The Only Person I Know Of Who's Ever Been Pulled Over For Attempted Speeding.

The Mistakes That I Made I Made Because I Drank Too Much. I Don't Think That's Going To Happen Any More. Am I Going To Make Mistakes As A Parent? Sadly, Every Day. I'm Looking Around For The Perfect Parent And I Haven't Seen One Yet.

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.