I'm Thankful For Sarah Palin's Vice Presidential

I'm Thankful That My Memory Is Good Because My Vision Is Going.

The Pleasure Of The Mulch Pile Is Incomprehensible. I Wouldn't Care If They Just Hauled The Mulch To The Landfill Somewhere. Obviously, Grass Clippings Are Biodegradable, But When They're Bunched Together At The Landfill, They Become Badly Influenced By Other Garbage.

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.

I Get The First Flight Out From Anywhere I Am Because I Have To Come Home To My Kids.

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name And Apparently That's The Key To The Whole Thing Right There. I Go In Every Few Weeks And Guess.