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You Know, In Politics When You Come In Third, It's A Win.

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.

The Definition Of Adulthood Is That You Want To Sleep.

The Problem With Cats Is That They Get The Exact Same Look On Their Face Whether They See A Moth Or An Axe-murderer.

I Happen To Be A Devout Atheist. I Don't Believe In God. I Still Go To Church -- I'm Not A Heathen. I Go To An Atheist Church. We Have Crippled Guys Who Stand Up And Testify That They Were Crippled, And They Still Are.